Vanity Recycled Nylon - Oxblood & Petal

Meet the Vanity Bag, the smallest of our Recycled Nylon Bags and the best disguise we’ve ever made. You know you’re a Type B. Your car knows. Your mum definitely knows. But turn up with a Vanity that matches your Arc and every cosmetic you own living in one place, and suddenly you’re the friend people ask for spreadsheets. Enjoy it. You’ve earned nothing, and that’s the beauty of it.

Because until now your makeup has been scattered across three bags and a coat pocket like it’s had a massive falling out and nobody’s speaking. Wagatha Christie levels. The Vanity gets everyone back in the same room, no court date required. Concealer, hair grips, the lip liner that’s legally a crayon, all zipped in and behaving.

Made from the same recycled nylon as the rest of the range, so it matches your Arc, Medium or Large. That’s the bit that sells the lie. Nobody with a matching set has ever been accused of being disorganised. Wrong, obviously. But never accused.